Banyo Letter

Umikot din ang email na ito bandang 2006.
Isang sulat daw sa pader sa isang C.R. ng club o bar, ewan…

——————————–Forwarded Message —————————–
October 1996

To Marjie,

I am not surprise or wander why Dennis leave you.

Why?

What reason you can think about but you’re very
fat body. I thought before that Dennis only use me to
his toy but sooner and later I’m realize that he
really can’t not beared or stomached to be with you
anymore because at first, Dennis say he could not stand
you’re habit of making pakialam all his walks [lakad]
and always calling to their house what he go home or
this or that.

And then he say he get ashame to met iether in
school or in his family and then asking you to exercise
you’re very very, very fat body. But you hate it.
Thoughth your the most preetiest girls he knows about.
What do you think you are “Beautiful Girl” of
Jose Marie Chan?

Even you are beautiful face (to your think) you
do not have the right to called me whatsoever or else
different name one time or the other for the real
purposed to insults my personality because I’m
never call you names iether in the front of Dennis or
in the backs of Dennis, but if you start already to
calling me different name, I don’t have any other choice
but to call you other different name to. Like you
are a PIG, FAT, OBESSED, OVERWIGHT, AND UGLY SHAPE girl.
Shame to you’re body that is to a BUDING.

You can’t not blame Dennis for exchanging you to
me because I am the more sexier than you when you
look to us in the mirror.

I’m repeat again that you are like Ike Lozada
when she is a girl.

Love,
The Sexiest Girl of D.M.

P.S. You say that I’m the bad breathe but who is
Dennis want to kissed. Me or you? You or me? And
the final is me. There you go.

—————————-End of Forwarded Message—————————

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6 replies

  1. “What do you think you are “Beautiful Girl” of Jose Marie Chan?”

    Hahaha bagong version ‘to! Mas mahaba kesa sa alam ko. :3 Thanks for making me laugh Sir! 😀

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