Mga Bagay na Hindi Dapat Sabihin sa Boss

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• “ano? yan lang di mo pa kayang gawin at iuutos mo pa sa akin?”

• “hello! gawin mo na iyan noh para naman huwag mong makalimutan kung paano mag-isip. Nakakatakot baka kinakalawang na pala utak mo dahil hindi nagagamit.”

• “boss, makinig ka kaya sa akin!”

• “puwede ba, busy ako?”

• “if challenges are more important than financial rewards, then why won’t you just trade in your salary for my challenges?”

• “Of the 10 assignments you gave me the past three days, can you please decide which one is really ‘the most important and crucial and is to be submitted ASAP’?”

• “absent ako bukas, wala lang…”

• “…pwede bang mag-all expense paid na vacation? sige na naman, pagod na pagod na ako.”

• “Boss, pakibili mo nga ako ng yosi…cge na! sa ‘yo na yung sukli!”

• “uwi na ako ha. bahala ka na dito sa opis…”

• “Ser, pwede bang taasan mo sweldo ko? ang hirap kasi ng trabaho ko eh, pakisamahan ang isang kagaya mo!”

• “Mam, mag-reduce ka naman!”

• “…your assumption of your position was entirely hinged on the absence of a viable choice.”

• “sagutin mo naman yung telepono…a little exercise won’t hurt.”

• “shut up when i’m talking to you!!!”

• “ano?!! di mo alam mag-print? sayang ang laptop mo ma’am.”

• “…please refrain from flirting with every white blonde male you meet…ang cheap ng dating.”

• “ang ganda ng resulta ng pagkaka-plastic surgery n’yo, mam! banat na banat!”

• “if you really think it’s THAT important, di ikaw gumawa!”

• ” sir! palit tayong sweldo!!!!”

• “Ser, di ka ba nahihilo sa kaka-solitaire mo? gusto mo magtrabaho naman for a change?”

• “do my work over the weekend?!?!  bahket? may overtime pay ba ‘to?!”

• “can’t you see i’m busy?!”

• “naku naman!! mag-eedit lang hindi mo pa kaya!!! ‘kaw na lang ang mag-edit para hindi sayang sa oras.”

• “Sir, tinatamad akong pumasok ngayon e…sa bahay na lang ako magi-internet at mag-ge-games…”

• “Huli kayo! nanonood din pala kayo ng ganyan sa opis ha!”

• “Sir, lahat ng kelangan niyo nandyan na…kelangan niyo lang tingnan mabuti!”

• “tsk tsk tsk.. sinabi ko na yan e…hindi ka lang nakinig.”

• “nagtataka talaga ako kung bakit napunta ka sa puwestong yan.”

• “Basahin mo muna ang LAHAT ng e-mail messages mo bago mo sabihin na hindi ko pa nagagawa yung pinagawa mo.”

• “…di po ako bingi at di po INDAY ang pangalan ko!”

• “Hindi po bottomless pit ang MS Outlook Inbox mo. Talagang titirik ang PC mo kung hindi ka nagde-delete ng e-mail! And yes, 700 messages is already a lot!”

• “ser, do you feel threatened by my genius?”

• “I don’t know what your problem is, but i’ll bet it’s hard to pronounce.”

• “I’m not being rude. You’re just really insignificant.”

• “No, my powers can only be used for good.”

• “I’ll try being nicer if you’ll try being smarter.”

• “It sounds like English, but I can’t understand a word you’re saying.”

• “I am always reminded about the initial misconceptions I had about you.”

• “Thank you, sir. We’re all always refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view.”

• “Ser, pwede ba tantanan mo ko?!”

• “di yan kasama sa job description ko, ‘no?”

• “is it your good looks, your family connection or your charming disposition kaya ka andyan sa puwesto mo? because it definitely has nothing to do with your intellect.”

• “okay lang umabsent ka. it does not really make a dent here in the office.”

• “mam, don’t expect people to be like you!”

• “karapatan ko na umuwi na pagpatak ng 5pm. 8 hours lang ibinabayad sa akin! karapatan ko ring mag-absent! karapatan kong masulit ang 1 hour lunch break ko!”

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